There is a God

I am so lucky I was never in the room with my grandmother when her favorite show played this song .

I love the internets!

Why does Mark Kirk hate Riverwoods?

Mark Kirk voted against President Obama's stimulus plan. The same plan that will pay for part of a new police station for Riverwoods according to the last village board meeting.

I'm pretty pro police these days since there have been a rash of burglaries on my street in the last few weeks. Not to mention a suicide off the Duffy Lane bridge and Mafia burglars arrested in Lincolnshire.

But Mark Kirk doesn't give a shit. He's lived in Washington for years.

Blast from the Past

This article was a surprise for me today, not because the crooked CEO wouldn't eat his own peanut butter, but because one of the labs that found the salmonella is Deibel Labs.

Dr Robert Deibel was my microbiology professor back in the dark ages when I was in grad school. The funny thing was that most of what I now remember about salmonella was from his class. One of the hardest classes I ever took too but very interesting.

I loved when he read the Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report on Fridays and would comment on the various diseases. I learned almost everything I know about bubonic plague from him too. I still call the report the M&M too.

Also, you know when you drop your dishtowel on the floor and it looks clean? It isn't. Dr. Deibel hates dishtowels - I used that as an excuse to drip dry dishes for years. I don't now but I really only hand wash pots that'll be heated up anyway.

So give it to him Dr. Deibel! Too bad he probably won't be the one testifying - he has a true gift for sarcasm that is really called for in this case.

This Really Should be Obvious

Have you seen the ads for Cash 4 Gold? You send your gold through the mail to someone and they send you back whatever they feel like giving you. Such a deal!

Is it January 20th yet?

I'm a little shaken tonight

Just got the news that Mike Connell has died in a plane crash.

Who is Mike Connell? I blogged about him before I knew his name. He was the head of the consulting firm that helped Karl Rove set up alternate email accounts for the White House. He did this to help the Bush White House conceal emails they did not want on the public record, probably because they were ordering illegal activities.

When an email administrator is in this position, the best option is to leave. There are so many things that can go wrong on so many levels when you help people deceive that it's not worth it in any way. At best you'll be the fall guy for technical problems, at worst you have a convenient plane crash.

Derailing "Conscience"

Too bad I don't work at a drugstore. My conscience tells me that it's a sin to provide Viagra to unattractive men. God tells me who's attractive or not.