Thanks to
Ellen, I found out that Bush has a nickname for Mark Kirk. According to the Chicago Tribune on June 19 2005, Bush calls him Marky.
Bush likes nicknames but can't be bothered to come up with new ones. Kirk even came prepared with one he liked. He wanted to be called Rooster. Bush's response was essentially "Ok Marky". I'm outraged! For all the ass kissing Kirk does to Bush, he deserves the nickname of his choice.
As it is, Kirk's lucky he didn't get the first nickname that popped into my head when I heard about "Rooster". He's lucky that Bush doesn't call him "Birdbrain"
Search the Tribune archives for Kirk and Rooster. If you don't want to generate yet another stupid login, use
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