Can't they find Amazon.com?

I'm watching this new crime show, probably a Monk ripoff. Not good when CBS rips off USA but the actors and writing are ok.

What really frosts me is that they can just spend $33.00 or so for a basic book on computer forensics and have a better show. Follow the book and clone the hard drive and who cares how many times you screw up the criminal's password?

Probably photoshopped, but if not,

This is why we carry blackberries, George. Get with the 21st century.

Pencil and paper is for Sudoku.

Best Blog Post Ever

Corrente says it all. Keep your eye out for the scroll on the TV on the bottom of the post

New blog, stupid post

A week ago Monday, it looked like New Orleans was ok. So I posted that it was ok on Monday night. That was stupid. I woke up Tuesday morning and found out there had been a disaster. The Bush administration woke up in Bizzaro World where everything was ok. That was even more stupid. I think even The Onion had better information by Tuesday.

Why won't those people eat their cake?

Why am I not surprised?

Let them eat cake II

Homeland "Security" won't let the Red Cross bring food aid into New Orleans.

But there's some good news - the Hyatt was evacuated.

America's Finest News Source

The Onion, Of Course

Who are these people?

And why do they want to turn the United States into a third world country?

Let them eat cake!

Thousands of people lost their homes, many of those haven't had food or water for days, but never fear! Trent Lott will rebuild his vacation home and it'll be even better!

Where to Donate

A warning - FEMA has a list of organizations taking cash donations. One of the top on the list is Operation Blessing. This is radical cleric Pat Robertson's organization. I suspect money you send him is more likely to be invested in race horses than given to flood victims. Or maybe he'd use it to hire a hitman given his comments last week about Hugo Chavez.

The other organizations on the list seem good. My money went to the Salvation Army. I don't share their religious beliefs, but they're reliable and honest. When you need them they're there.

Is anyone home?

Hello, hello? You say what? Let them eat cake?

Ok, is there a grownup in the White House I could speak to? No? He's playing his guitar??